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    #51
    DP? Sas?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #52
      Originally posted by Lola View Post
      I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!
      And then what?
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #53
        Originally posted by Lola View Post

        I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!
        I didn't get that far the third time.
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          #54
          Originally posted by Lola View Post
          I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a homosexual if you are a male poster getting aroused by this!
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #55
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

            Hang on - Isn't Lola a bit of a girl's name?
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              #56
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              Hang on - Isn't Lola a bit of a girl's name?
              For sure, it is. I think Lola's surname is 'malesockie' .
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #57
                WTF did this thread get resurrected? Funny that it did though because I had an unpleasant pilatory experience this afternoon. I ventured into Swindon looking for a haircut and chanced upon an establishment with the caption "Continental Hairdresser" above the window. So, thinking it was an Italian barber, I went in and, once I got to the point of no return, I realised to my horror that it was an Indian barber. So, I told him what I wanted and I ended up with that one cut that Indian barbers always do. Not a million miles away from a basin cut in other words .

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

                  For sure, it is. I think Lola's surname is 'malesockie' .
                  Maybe he's a stunning TS.
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