Shaving Oil

[MaryPoppins]

does he have a cheese grater nearby ?

No.






But I do.

[Menelaus]

I wax my best (male) mate's back regularly and he seems unfazed, very satisfying it is too.

Are you anywhere near Bristol at the moment?

[MaryPoppins]

Are you anywhere near Bristol at the moment?

I am genuinely thankful when I say, absolutely not.

[Menelaus]

I am genuinely thankful when I say, absolutely not.

Given the physical pain involved, I can absolutely agree with that statement

[Ignis Fatuus]

Metrosexual - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Oh. It's a "neologism portmanteau". Of course.

[wobbegong]

Real men use bars of soap. Real, real men skip on the soap.

Every morning I knap a fresh piece of flint, slit the throat of the nearest item of wildlife (which then forms 'breakfeast') and shave using the critters blood.

[Jubber]

Back, crack and sack ?

[MaryPoppins]

Every morning I knap a fresh piece of flint, slit the throat of the nearest item of wildlife (which then forms 'breakfeast') and shave using the critters blood.

Tut. Breakfast is for wimps.

[Lola]

I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!

[Pondlife]

Oh. It's a "neologism portmanteau". Of course.

Laaaazaaaruuuuus!


WTF?