Reply to: Shaving Oil

[OwlHoot]

For sure, it is. I think Lola's surname is 'malesockie' .

Maybe he's a stunning TS.

[wurzel]

WTF did this thread get resurrected? Funny that it did though because I had an unpleasant pilatory experience this afternoon. I ventured into Swindon looking for a haircut and chanced upon an establishment with the caption "Continental Hairdresser" above the window. So, thinking it was an Italian barber, I went in and, once I got to the point of no return, I realised to my horror that it was an Indian barber. So, I told him what I wanted and I ended up with that one cut that Indian barbers always do. Not a million miles away from a basin cut in other words .

[MaryPoppins]

Hang on - Isn't Lola a bit of a girl's name?

For sure, it is. I think Lola's surname is 'malesockie' .

[OwlHoot]

Hang on - Isn't Lola a bit of a girl's name?

[MaryPoppins]

I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a homosexual if you are a male poster getting aroused by this!

[OwlHoot]

I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!

I didn't get that far the third time.

[gingerjedi]

I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!

And then what?

[d000hg]

DP? Sas?

[Pondlife]

Oh. It's a "neologism portmanteau". Of course.

Laaaazaaaruuuuus!


WTF?

[Lola]

I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!

[MaryPoppins]

Every morning I knap a fresh piece of flint, slit the throat of the nearest item of wildlife (which then forms 'breakfeast') and shave using the critters blood.

Tut. Breakfast is for wimps.

[Jubber]

Back, crack and sack ?

[wobbegong]

Real men use bars of soap. Real, real men skip on the soap.

Every morning I knap a fresh piece of flint, slit the throat of the nearest item of wildlife (which then forms 'breakfeast') and shave using the critters blood.

[Ignis Fatuus]

Metrosexual - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Oh. It's a "neologism portmanteau". Of course.

[Menelaus]

I am genuinely thankful when I say, absolutely not.

Given the physical pain involved, I can absolutely agree with that statement