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    #41
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    its ok. i made it all up.


    havnt laughed so much for years

    Don't make CM or SY01 laugh. The consequences could be disastrous
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #42
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Don't make CM or SY01 laugh. The consequences could be disastrous
      It's ok I have my toblerone holding the fort.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #43
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Don't make CM or SY01 laugh. The consequences could be disastrous
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #44
          SY02 has a tummy ache now
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #45
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            SY02 has a tummy ache now
            Oh dear
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #46
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Finally beginning to feel normal after 2 days but am really run down now too - snotty, cold sore - lovely
              And this happened just after you were felt by Wilmslow?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #47
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Yikes!! No thanks - my ass is for one way traffic only!! nothing is going up there!
                You never know, you might like it
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Did anyone see Embarassing Illnesses (or whatever) last Friday?

                  The magic pile removing machine.
                  Yip. Want one.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #49
                    Are you sure it's got nothing to do with those dodgy looking kebabs that you have a penchant for?

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