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wurzel replied

3 March 2010, 13:30
Are you sure it's got nothing to do with those dodgy looking kebabs that you have a penchant for?
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suityou01 replied

3 March 2010, 09:12
Originally posted by zeitghost

Did anyone see Embarassing Illnesses (or whatever) last Friday?

The magic pile removing machine.

Yip. Want one.
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d000hg replied

2 March 2010, 22:43
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Yikes!! No thanks - my ass is for one way traffic only!! nothing is going up there!

You never know, you might like it
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d000hg replied

2 March 2010, 22:42
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Finally beginning to feel normal after 2 days but am really run down now too - snotty, cold sore - lovely

And this happened just after you were felt by Wilmslow?
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Zippy replied

2 March 2010, 22:36
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

SY02 has a tummy ache now

Oh dear
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suityou01 replied

2 March 2010, 22:35
SY02 has a tummy ache now
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cailin maith replied

2 March 2010, 20:30
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Don't make CM or SY01 laugh. The consequences could be disastrous
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suityou01 replied

2 March 2010, 20:30
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Don't make CM or SY01 laugh. The consequences could be disastrous

It's ok I have my toblerone holding the fort.
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Zippy replied

2 March 2010, 20:29
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

its ok. i made it all up.

havnt laughed so much for years

Don't make CM or SY01 laugh. The consequences could be disastrous
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suityou01 replied

2 March 2010, 20:28
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

...

As a caveat, I have to confess I never tried this myself.

When I was struck down, I couldnt find a straw so I had to use an upside down funnel instead

Amplification. Would be like a loud hailer.
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cailin maith replied

2 March 2010, 20:28
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

its ok. i made it all up.

havnt laughed so much for years

Me too - even if it hurts

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Not even a "bendy-straw-catheter"?

Nope, not even that!
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suityou01 replied

2 March 2010, 20:26
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Yikes!! No thanks - my ass is for one way traffic only!! nothing is going up there!

Not even a "bendy-straw-catheter"?
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EternalOptimist replied

2 March 2010, 20:25
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Yikes!! No thanks - my ass is for one way traffic only!! nothing is going up there!

its ok. i made it all up.

havnt laughed so much for years
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cailin maith replied

2 March 2010, 20:24
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Actually, I have something here. This is a true story.

A few years ago a friend of mine had this problem, and his solution was to camp out on the bog with a thick cardy on, and a party straw stuck up his bum to preserve what was left of his sphinctre muscle.

It was one of those 'bendy' cocktail straws, so he had a bit of control over the , er, 'direction of flow'

As a caveat, I have to confess I never tried this myself.

When I was struck down, I couldnt find a straw so I had to use an upside down funnel instead

Yikes!! No thanks - my ass is for one way traffic only!! nothing is going up there!
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EternalOptimist replied

2 March 2010, 20:24
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Now we know Wilmslow is real, you guys really should get together. You have so much in common

hey come on. we were having a laugh there
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