Stomach flu

[suityou01]

Minging!

Thankfully, I made it each time - although I'm sure at one point I nodded off in the loo!

I do in fact, ming.

[cailin maith]

I do in fact, ming.

Actually, me too - I couldn't face the shower

[EternalOptimist]

Actually, I have something here. This is a true story.

A few years ago a friend of mine had this problem, and his solution was to camp out on the bog with a thick cardy on, and a party straw stuck up his bum to preserve what was left of his sphinctre muscle.

It was one of those 'bendy' cocktail straws, so he had a bit of control over the , er, 'direction of flow'




As a caveat, I have to confess I never tried this myself.

When I was struck down, I couldnt find a straw so I had to use an upside down funnel instead

[Bagpuss]

Been really poorly the last couple of days.

6 visits in the night.

Now we know Wilmslow is real, you guys really should get together. You have so much in common

[EternalOptimist]

Now we know Wilmslow is real, you guys really should get together. You have so much in common

hey come on. we were having a laugh there

[cailin maith]

Actually, I have something here. This is a true story.

A few years ago a friend of mine had this problem, and his solution was to camp out on the bog with a thick cardy on, and a party straw stuck up his bum to preserve what was left of his sphinctre muscle.

It was one of those 'bendy' cocktail straws, so he had a bit of control over the , er, 'direction of flow'




As a caveat, I have to confess I never tried this myself.

When I was struck down, I couldnt find a straw so I had to use an upside down funnel instead

Yikes!! No thanks - my ass is for one way traffic only!! nothing is going up there!

[EternalOptimist]

Yikes!! No thanks - my ass is for one way traffic only!! nothing is going up there!

its ok. i made it all up.


havnt laughed so much for years

[suityou01]

Yikes!! No thanks - my ass is for one way traffic only!! nothing is going up there!

Not even a "bendy-straw-catheter"?

[cailin maith]

its ok. i made it all up.


havnt laughed so much for years

Me too - even if it hurts

Not even a "bendy-straw-catheter"?

Nope, not even that!

[suityou01]

...

As a caveat, I have to confess I never tried this myself.

When I was struck down, I couldnt find a straw so I had to use an upside down funnel instead

Amplification. Would be like a loud hailer.