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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    CM's the same, she's at home feeling very sorry for herself.

    FFS, it's not as if it's man-flu!
    CM has my sympathy.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      I actually needed 7 visits, but only made it out of bed in time for 6.

      SY02 got some collateral damage.
      There is a saying that sums up your predicament - 'Ive got an @rse like the Japanese flag'

      In Japan they say - 'Ive got an @rse like suityou01s avatar'



      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        There is a saying that sums up your predicament - 'Ive got an @rse like the Japanese flag'

        In Japan they say - 'Ive got an @rse like suityou01s avatar'



        crying
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          crapping
          FTFY!

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            #15
            Right she's on the school run. Can I sneak in some peanut butter on toast? If I make myself worse and become "one-a-day" on the bedsheet front I will be for the high jump.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Right she's on the school run. Can I sneak in some peanut butter on toast? If I make myself worse and become "one-a-day" on the bedsheet front I will be for the high jump.
              If you fancy a laugh then cut out the middle man and smear some peanut butter on the bed clothes...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                If you fancy a laugh then cut out the middle man and smear some peanut butter on the bed clothes...


                many years ago I put a black pudding sandwich in her side of the bed. For a laugh. She hates black pudding and gets really wound up when anyone eats it in front of her.

                She hopped into bed, squishing the sandwich. Watching her figure out what just happened was extremely funny indeed.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  PB on toast consumed. Now we wait.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Finally beginning to feel normal after 2 days but am really run down now too - snotty, cold sore - lovely
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Finally beginning to feel normal after 2 days but am really run down now too - snotty, cold sore - lovely
                      sorry to hear that. This (if it is the same bug) really knocks you for 6.

                      You off work or on the bench?
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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