Stomach flu

[cailin maith]

sorry to hear that. This (if it is the same bug) really knocks you for 6.

You off work or on the bench?

Off work, but need to go in tomorrow...

[suityou01]

Off work, but need to go in tomorrow...

bad innit? I missed two days this week. That's two day's invoicing, or £50 to the lay person.

[cailin maith]

bad innit? I missed two days this week. That's two day's invoicing, or £50 to the lay person.

I'll get paid - permie

[suityou01]

I'll get paid - permie

[cailin maith]

[suityou01]

Just had to sit here while the wife told the mother in law over the phone "what he did in bed last night"

Linky

[EternalOptimist]

The last time I had this problem, my daughter, a paramedic, brought me round a twelve-inch dark-chocolate toblerone.

So I says, aha, chocolate is a binding agent, it stops the runnies, dark chocolate == doubly so. Shall I eat it all in one go. ?


she says - dont eat it you fool. Shove it up your @rse a few times - THAT'LL take your mind off things

[suityou01]

The last time I had this problem, my daughter, a paramedic, brought me round a twelve-inch dark-chocolate toblerone.

So I says, aha, chocolate is a binding agent, it stops the runnies, dark chocolate == doubly so. Shall I eat it all in one go. ?


she says - dont eat it you fool. Shove it up your @rse a few times - THAT'LL take your mind off things

Would a curly wurly do? Toblerone might be a bit "jaggedy"

[cailin maith]

The last time I had this problem, my daughter, a paramedic, brought me round a twelve-inch dark-chocolate toblerone.

So I says, aha, chocolate is a binding agent, it stops the runnies, dark chocolate == doubly so. Shall I eat it all in one go. ?


she says - dont eat it you fool. Shove it up your @rse a few times - THAT'LL take your mind off things

Stop it - I'm really hurting now!!

[cailin maith]

Just had to sit here while the wife told the mother in law over the phone "what he did in bed last night"

Linky

Minging!

Thankfully, I made it each time - although I'm sure at one point I nodded off in the loo!