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    #21
    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    It's only a girl mate. Dont behave like a spotty teenager, act in a mature way and talk to her about her interests in art, painting, fine wines, gourmet food etc. Romance her the old fashioned way, take her to the Opera. In no time she will be like butter melting on a hot pan.
    Frothing and spitting?
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #22
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Frothing and spitting?
      Going a bad colour and smelling awful?
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #23
        Be nice, now that we know he is real we have to.....

        Does that now mean if you haven't been authenticated then you can be nasty to everyone?
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #24
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post

          Does that now mean if you haven't been authenticated then you can be nasty to everyone?
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
            Behave!
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #26
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              You forgot to mention thats 3 g/fs that lasted a week each and you spent the rest of the 103 weeks spanking the monkey though!


              Where'd you get a draft manuscript of my autobiography

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                #27
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                Be nice, now that we know he is real we have to.....

                Does that now mean if you haven't been authenticated then you can be nasty to everyone?
                Technically I was being mean to Fullyautomatix, but since I haven't been authenticated yet I'm allowed
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  Behave!
                  http://roarout.com/image.png
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    You are indeed a man of many words today Xenophon!!
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                      You are indeed a man of many words today Xenophon!!
                      http://www.outbackantics.com.au/Thanks-mate-Feb08.jpg

                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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