Gym girl update…..

[Xenophon]

Wilmslow, did I ever tell you how I met the missus ?
We were in the bar and she asked me what I did for a living, so I said I work for weight and measures. She asked me what did I weigh
So I wobbled her jubblies quite firmly whilst shouting
'WWWAAAYYYYYYYY!'


try it, it never fails

Buttery smooth.

[Wilmslow]

Maybe we need Timberwolf to do another thread to authenticate those who have had a photo taken with their arm round CM and who hasn't?

Aw.... Thought I was a special one

Please do not dis-illusion me, not sure I could cope with the reality......

[EternalOptimist]

Wilmsy,
women like the cave man approach. Dont ask her out, tell her
let her know from the off who wear the trousers and you will not go far wrong.
Obviously the weights and measures routine can lead to a smack in the gob, and a knee in the danglies, but there plenty more birds out there who appreciate the strong manly approach.

Look at me, three girlfriends in 35 years, I must be doing something right

[AtW]

sadly she had to leave before the end of the class for a walk with her sister and sisters boyfriend.

their Swedish

[AtW]

Aw.... Thought I was a special one

[Churchill]

they're Swedish

FTFY!

[Sockpuppet]

We could always set up a ruse where I try to mug gym lady and you come in and give me what for <- bit like that. She'll think your her hero and you'll go erm then for a while.

Plan B for me, cardio exercise for you. It's bullet proof.

[AtW]

It's bullet proof.

Can you deal with his mafia neighbours as well?

[northernladuk]

Wilmsy,
women like the cave man approach. Dont ask her out, tell her
let her know from the off who wear the trousers and you will not go far wrong.
Obviously the weights and measures routine can lead to a smack in the gob, and a knee in the danglies, but there plenty more birds out there who appreciate the strong manly approach.

Look at me, three girlfriends in 35 years, I must be doing something right

You forgot to mention thats 3 g/fs that lasted a week each and you spent the rest of the 103 weeks spanking the monkey though!

[fullyautomatix]

It's only a girl mate. Dont behave like a spotty teenager, act in a mature way and talk to her about her interests in art, painting, fine wines, gourmet food etc. Romance her the old fashioned way, take her to the Opera. In no time she will be like butter melting on a hot pan.