Reply to: Gym girl update…..

[Tingles]

???

How do you know he's real?

Just because 'he' turns up at a CUK 'do' and says he's Wilmslow - it ain't necessarily so!

Be on your guard...



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[Xenophon]

You are indeed a man of many words today Xenophon!!

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[northernladuk]

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You are indeed a man of many words today Xenophon!!

[Xenophon]

Behave!

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[DaveB]

Be nice, now that we know he is real we have to.....

Does that now mean if you haven't been authenticated then you can be nasty to everyone?

Technically I was being mean to Fullyautomatix, but since I haven't been authenticated yet I'm allowed

[Sockpuppet]

You forgot to mention thats 3 g/fs that lasted a week each and you spent the rest of the 103 weeks spanking the monkey though!

Where'd you get a draft manuscript of my autobiography

[norrahe]

Behave!

[Xenophon]

Does that now mean if you haven't been authenticated then you can be nasty to everyone?

[norrahe]

Be nice, now that we know he is real we have to.....

Does that now mean if you haven't been authenticated then you can be nasty to everyone?

[MaryPoppins]

Frothing and spitting?

Going a bad colour and smelling awful?

[DaveB]

It's only a girl mate. Dont behave like a spotty teenager, act in a mature way and talk to her about her interests in art, painting, fine wines, gourmet food etc. Romance her the old fashioned way, take her to the Opera. In no time she will be like butter melting on a hot pan.

Frothing and spitting?

[fullyautomatix]

It's only a girl mate. Dont behave like a spotty teenager, act in a mature way and talk to her about her interests in art, painting, fine wines, gourmet food etc. Romance her the old fashioned way, take her to the Opera. In no time she will be like butter melting on a hot pan.

[northernladuk]

Wilmsy,
women like the cave man approach. Dont ask her out, tell her
let her know from the off who wear the trousers and you will not go far wrong.
Obviously the weights and measures routine can lead to a smack in the gob, and a knee in the danglies, but there plenty more birds out there who appreciate the strong manly approach.

Look at me, three girlfriends in 35 years, I must be doing something right

You forgot to mention thats 3 g/fs that lasted a week each and you spent the rest of the 103 weeks spanking the monkey though!

[AtW]

It's bullet proof.

Can you deal with his mafia neighbours as well?

[Sockpuppet]

We could always set up a ruse where I try to mug gym lady and you come in and give me what for <- bit like that. She'll think your her hero and you'll go erm then for a while.

Plan B for me, cardio exercise for you. It's bullet proof.