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Do contractors demand canapés or aspire to them?

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    #11
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    If they've been left out in a warm spot for an hour or 2 you'd soon know...
    where's that vomit smiley
    Coffee's for closers

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      #12
      Originally posted by singhr View Post
      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
      I didn't work out what a canapé _was_ until quite recently.

      I gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.
      Antibiotics can help with that.
      Not with a fungal infection they won't - they make them worse or even allow them to occur.

      Lashings of live natural yoghurt is what she needs.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Not with a fungal infection they won't - they make them worse or even allow them to occur.

        Lashings of live natural yoghurt is what she needs.
        Topically?

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          #14
          I find Sainbury's own brand to be just as good...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            I didn't work out what a canapé _was_ until quite recently.

            I gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.
            Don't know where you've been going to for corporate bashes
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #16
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Topically?
              Indeed. "Bung it up there liberally with an icing bag" was how I first heard it described.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #17
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Indeed. "Bung it up there liberally with an icing bag" was how I first heard it described.
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #18
                  vol e vents??

                  perhaps sir would prefer a wafer thin mint?
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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