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Previously on "Do contractors demand canapés or aspire to them?"

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  • chef
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    vol e vents??

    perhaps sir would prefer a wafer thin mint?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Indeed. "Bung it up there liberally with an icing bag" was how I first heard it described.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Topically?
    Indeed. "Bung it up there liberally with an icing bag" was how I first heard it described.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I didn't work out what a canapé _was_ until quite recently.

    I gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.
    Don't know where you've been going to for corporate bashes

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  • cojak
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    I find Sainbury's own brand to be just as good...

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Not with a fungal infection they won't - they make them worse or even allow them to occur.

    Lashings of live natural yoghurt is what she needs.
    Topically?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by singhr View Post
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I didn't work out what a canapé _was_ until quite recently.

    I gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.
    Antibiotics can help with that.
    Not with a fungal infection they won't - they make them worse or even allow them to occur.

    Lashings of live natural yoghurt is what she needs.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    If they've been left out in a warm spot for an hour or 2 you'd soon know...
    where's that vomit smiley

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    risky?

    I do enjoy tempura prawns, even make them at home occasionally. Apart from the deep fat frying, I wouldn't call the risky!
    If they've been left out in a warm spot for an hour or 2 you'd soon know...

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Tempura prawns...

    Exotic and risky!

    Just my kind of finger food...
    risky?

    I do enjoy tempura prawns, even make them at home occasionally. Apart from the deep fat frying, I wouldn't call the risky!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.
    Resulting 9 months later in a sprog and a life on benefits.

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  • cojak
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    Tempura prawns...

    Exotic and risky!

    Just my kind of finger food...

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  • singhr
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I didn't work out what a canapé _was_ until quite recently.

    I gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.


    Antibiotics can help with that.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.
    That's a vol-au-vent.

    Canapes are so much more than just vol-au-vents.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post

    It's not an incentive for me. (but then I used to run a catering company and we did a lot of canapés).
    I didn't work out what a canapé _was_ until quite recently.

    I gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.

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