vol e vents??
perhaps sir would prefer a wafer thin mint?
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Previously on "Do contractors demand canapés or aspire to them?"
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIndeed. "Bung it up there liberally with an icing bag" was how I first heard it described.
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Indeed. "Bung it up there liberally with an icing bag" was how I first heard it described.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostTopically?
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Topically?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostNot with a fungal infection they won't - they make them worse or even allow them to occur.
Lashings of live natural yoghurt is what she needs.
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Not with a fungal infection they won't - they make them worse or even allow them to occur.
Lashings of live natural yoghurt is what she needs.
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where's that vomit smileyOriginally posted by cojak View PostIf they've been left out in a warm spot for an hour or 2 you'd soon know...
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risky?Originally posted by cojak View PostTempura prawns...
Exotic and risky!
Just my kind of finger food...
I do enjoy tempura prawns, even make them at home occasionally. Apart from the deep fat frying, I wouldn't call the risky!
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Resulting 9 months later in a sprog and a life on benefits.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.
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That's a vol-au-vent.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI gather it is a small tart filled with fishy or cheesy goo.
Canapes are so much more than just vol-au-vents.
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