Valentines

[scooterscot]

I'm in the Bah Humbug camp but Morten's would be nice (do they still 'explain' the food to you?).

They do! Took em about 10 minutes - I think perhaps the best fillet steak I've ever eaten. He was so serious as well, we just sat and smiled.

[scooterscot]

Is that a euphemism?

That's good. But this is New York I'm talking about not Essex...

[norrahe]

That's good. But this is New York I'm talking about not Essex...

Corn fed and aged for at least 6 weeks, mmmmmm

[conned tractor]

If you want to impress your missus and be a tightwad at the same time, tell her you did this artwork for her rather than get her something.

Give her the coordinates 51.371137,-1.780214 for google maps satelite view.

Sorted.

[Sockpuppet]

In the pursuit of equality I'm waiting for some busty brunette to sweep me off my feet.

[Sockpuppet]

FTFY

I have you know I'm quite capable of injuring myself should the opportunity arise!