Originally posted by PRINCE2 of Darkness
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Previously on "Valentines"
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In the pursuit of equality I'm waiting for some busty brunette to sweep me off my feet.
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If you want to impress your missus and be a tightwad at the same time, tell her you did this artwork for her rather than get her something.
Give her the coordinates 51.371137,-1.780214 for google maps satelite view.
Sorted.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIs that a euphemism?
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm in the Bah Humbug camp but Morten's would be nice (do they still 'explain' the food to you?).
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do Germans do Valentines??
hmm better buy some choc's just in case
Sunday evening I'll be dressed as Spock enjoying my first Cologne carnival
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Moonpigged a card to myself as I'm on the mainland and they don't have it here AFAIK.
Just hope she doesn't 'do the post' before I get home.
Table booked for Sun night.
Nearly dropped myself in it by getting tix for Wales/Scotland on the Sat completely forgetting that it was this weekend.
I don't think we're doing pressies but I should probably check.
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Unless the useless agent gets a response back about the gig then we will be doing nowt.
If I get it then we will go for a nice Indian and champers
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I was once in a bar in the city on 12th Feb and this *really* hot girl in a well fitting trouser suit walked up to me and asked:
"so what are you doing for valentines day?"
It was only after she left that the friend I was with pointed out I was supposed to answer "you"
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDifficult as SY02's parents are the only ones who babysit and it's also their anniversary.
There is a nice Indian restaurant I wanted to take SY02 to in Stopsley. If I can get sitters Saturday night then we can go 'early'.
If this is a question about what would I get SY02 then I can only say it would be 'worn underneath' and I don't want to talk about it.
HTH
Edit : SY02 says I am an arse.
btw real men don't bother
HTH
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