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The things you do for a shag eh...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDifficult as SY02's parents are the only ones who babysit and it's also their anniversary.
There is a nice Indian restaurant I wanted to take SY02 to in Stopsley. If I can get sitters Saturday night then we can go 'early'.
If this is a question about what would I get SY02 then I can only say it would be 'worn underneath' and I don't want to talk about it.
HTH
Edit : SY02 says I am an arse.
btw real men don't bother
HTHHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I was once in a bar in the city on 12th Feb and this *really* hot girl in a well fitting trouser suit walked up to me and asked:
"so what are you doing for valentines day?"
It was only after she left that the friend I was with pointed out I was supposed to answer "you"While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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As SY02 is obviously a fairly perceptive and intelligent lady...... How on earth did she become SY02?? Rohypnol?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEdit : SY02 says I am an arseComment
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Unless the useless agent gets a response back about the gig then we will be doing nowt.
If I get it then we will go for a nice Indian and champersComment
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desperation?Originally posted by Drewster View PostAs SY02 is obviously a fairly perceptive and intelligent lady...... How on earth did she become SY02?? Rohypnol?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Moonpigged a card to myself as I'm on the mainland and they don't have it here AFAIK.
Just hope she doesn't 'do the post' before I get home.
Table booked for Sun night.
Nearly dropped myself in it by getting tix for Wales/Scotland on the Sat completely forgetting that it was this weekend.
I don't think we're doing pressies but I should probably check.Comment
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Good verbing.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostMoonpigged a card to myself as I'm on the mainland and they don't have it here AFAIK.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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do Germans do Valentines??
hmm better buy some choc's just in case
Sunday evening I'll be dressed as Spock
enjoying my first Cologne carnival
The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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I dread to think what a 'Cologne carnival' is, but my advice is keep your eyes shut or it is gonna sting.Originally posted by chef View PostSunday evening I'll be dressed as Spock
enjoying my first Cologne carnivalRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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