Reply to: Valentines

[Sockpuppet]

FTFY

I have you know I'm quite capable of injuring myself should the opportunity arise!

[Sockpuppet]

In the pursuit of equality I'm waiting for some busty brunette to sweep me off my feet.

[conned tractor]

If you want to impress your missus and be a tightwad at the same time, tell her you did this artwork for her rather than get her something.

Give her the coordinates 51.371137,-1.780214 for google maps satelite view.

Sorted.

[norrahe]

That's good. But this is New York I'm talking about not Essex...

Corn fed and aged for at least 6 weeks, mmmmmm

[scooterscot]

Is that a euphemism?

That's good. But this is New York I'm talking about not Essex...

[scooterscot]

I'm in the Bah Humbug camp but Morten's would be nice (do they still 'explain' the food to you?).

They do! Took em about 10 minutes - I think perhaps the best fillet steak I've ever eaten. He was so serious as well, we just sat and smiled.

[Xenophon]

Sunday evening I'll be dressed as Spock enjoying my first Cologne carnival

I dread to think what a 'Cologne carnival' is, but my advice is keep your eyes shut or it is gonna sting.

[chef]

do Germans do Valentines??

hmm better buy some choc's just in case

Sunday evening I'll be dressed as Spock enjoying my first Cologne carnival

[Xenophon]

Moonpigged a card to myself as I'm on the mainland and they don't have it here AFAIK.

Good verbing.

[Pondlife]

Moonpigged a card to myself as I'm on the mainland and they don't have it here AFAIK.

Just hope she doesn't 'do the post' before I get home.

Table booked for Sun night.

Nearly dropped myself in it by getting tix for Wales/Scotland on the Sat completely forgetting that it was this weekend.

I don't think we're doing pressies but I should probably check.

[Troll]

As SY02 is obviously a fairly perceptive and intelligent lady...... How on earth did she become SY02?? Rohypnol?

desperation?

[FiveTimes]

Unless the useless agent gets a response back about the gig then we will be doing nowt.
If I get it then we will go for a nice Indian and champers

[Drewster]

Edit : SY02 says I am an arse

As SY02 is obviously a fairly perceptive and intelligent lady...... How on earth did she become SY02?? Rohypnol?

[doodab]

I was once in a bar in the city on 12th Feb and this *really* hot girl in a well fitting trouser suit walked up to me and asked:

"so what are you doing for valentines day?"

It was only after she left that the friend I was with pointed out I was supposed to answer "you"

[Troll]

Difficult as SY02's parents are the only ones who babysit and it's also their anniversary.

There is a nice Indian restaurant I wanted to take SY02 to in Stopsley. If I can get sitters Saturday night then we can go 'early'.

If this is a question about what would I get SY02 then I can only say it would be 'worn underneath' and I don't want to talk about it.

HTH

Edit : SY02 says I am an arse.

The things you do for a shag eh...

btw real men don't bother

HTH