• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

The Off Topic Thread

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #21
    The Missus could not eat much of her turkey korma, rice and naan bread because she has come down hard with a cold.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

    Comment


      #22
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      The Missus could not eat much of her turkey korma, rice and naan bread because she has come down hard with a cold.
      Starve a fever, feed a cold
      Me, me, me...

      Comment


        #23
        NSFW
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
        Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

        Comment


          #24
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          The Missus could not eat much of her turkey korma, rice and naan bread because she has come down hard with a cold.
          Starve a fever, feed a cold
          YOU HAVE FAILZ
          You're out.

          Now then...


          I've upgraded the RAM in my laptop; it actually is faster now when lots of stuff is running.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

          Comment


            #25
            Sminki
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

            Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
            Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

            "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

            Comment


              #26
              Recursive links. It's déjà vu all over again.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

              Comment


                #27
                Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                Recursive links. It's déjà vu all over again.
                YOU HAVE FAILZ
                You're out.


                The washing machine has just finished. I wonder if I should put the bedding in the drier, put it on airers, or leave it for the Missus to do in the morning?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                Comment


                  #28
                  "Before long I was to see the vast herds of drongs with my own eyes." - The 14th Dali Lama's elder brother.

                  Comment


                    #29
                    I have NEVER had a pot noodle!

                    Comment


                      #30
                      Being awake from 3:30 on a Monday is a poor start to the week.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X