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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post

    I left it too late to take a 'Christmas jumper' back to M&S with the gift receipt. I now own something that will make me look like a fisherman with special needs if I wear it, which will be never.
    Admitedly, Neville WAS known as the Kingmaker, but he was a pretty unsavoury character



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  • realityhack
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    I left it too late to take a 'Christmas jumper' back to M&S with the gift receipt. I now own something that will make me look like a fisherman with special needs if I wear it, which will be never.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Being awake from 3:30 on a Monday is a poor start to the week.

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  • rhubarb
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    I have NEVER had a pot noodle!

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  • NickFitz
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    "Before long I was to see the vast herds of drongs with my own eyes." - The 14th Dali Lama's elder brother.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Recursive links. It's déjà vu all over again.
    YOU HAVE FAILZ
    You're out.


    The washing machine has just finished. I wonder if I should put the bedding in the drier, put it on airers, or leave it for the Missus to do in the morning?

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  • hyperD
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    Recursive links. It's déjà vu all over again.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Sminki

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    The Missus could not eat much of her turkey korma, rice and naan bread because she has come down hard with a cold.
    Starve a fever, feed a cold
    YOU HAVE FAILZ
    You're out.

    Now then...


    I've upgraded the RAM in my laptop; it actually is faster now when lots of stuff is running.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    NSFW

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    The Missus could not eat much of her turkey korma, rice and naan bread because she has come down hard with a cold.
    Starve a fever, feed a cold

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  • RichardCranium
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    The Missus could not eat much of her turkey korma, rice and naan bread because she has come down hard with a cold.

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  • Troll
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    Is that an appendectomy scar on Jennifer?

    not bad considering

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  • suityou01
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    a peanut is actually a legume and not a nut

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  • threaded
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    Damn it, I have to go to Cheltenham for a meeting on Tuesday. Why couldn't they have asked last week when I was in England?

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