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[EternalOptimist]

I left it too late to take a 'Christmas jumper' back to M&S with the gift receipt. I now own something that will make me look like a fisherman with special needs if I wear it, which will be never.

Admitedly, Neville WAS known as the Kingmaker, but he was a pretty unsavoury character

[realityhack]

I left it too late to take a 'Christmas jumper' back to M&S with the gift receipt. I now own something that will make me look like a fisherman with special needs if I wear it, which will be never.

[RichardCranium]

Being awake from 3:30 on a Monday is a poor start to the week.

[rhubarb]

I have NEVER had a pot noodle!

[NickFitz]

"Before long I was to see the vast herds of drongs with my own eyes." - The 14th Dali Lama's elder brother.

[RichardCranium]

Sminki

Recursive links. It's déjà vu all over again.

YOU HAVE FAILZ

You're out.


The washing machine has just finished. I wonder if I should put the bedding in the drier, put it on airers, or leave it for the Missus to do in the morning?

[hyperD]

Recursive links. It's déjà vu all over again.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Sminki

[RichardCranium]

The Missus could not eat much of her turkey korma, rice and naan bread because she has come down hard with a cold.

Starve a fever, feed a cold

YOU HAVE FAILZ

You're out.

Now then...


I've upgraded the RAM in my laptop; it actually is faster now when lots of stuff is running.

[HairyArsedBloke]

NSFW

[Cliphead]

The Missus could not eat much of her turkey korma, rice and naan bread because she has come down hard with a cold.

Starve a fever, feed a cold

[RichardCranium]

The Missus could not eat much of her turkey korma, rice and naan bread because she has come down hard with a cold.

[Troll]

Is that an appendectomy scar on Jennifer?

not bad considering

[suityou01]

a peanut is actually a legume and not a nut

[threaded]

Damn it, I have to go to Cheltenham for a meeting on Tuesday. Why couldn't they have asked last week when I was in England?