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#11

7 February 2010, 16:32

I can do <insert skill here>

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7 February 2010, 16:54

I like bicycles.

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#13

7 February 2010, 17:17

I've just opened a can pineapple pieces that I found in the cupboard. They are lovely.

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#14

7 February 2010, 17:28

It is a shame my Noodler's Ink highlighter pen nib has dried out and died. I still have 4.99 fl oz of refill left.

My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.
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#15

7 February 2010, 17:48

"I hate vans"

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#16

7 February 2010, 18:21

Is it me, or does squid ink actually have no flavour?

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#17

7 February 2010, 18:23

snow is coming

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#18

7 February 2010, 18:38

Damn it, I have to go to Cheltenham for a meeting on Tuesday. Why couldn't they have asked last week when I was in England?

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#19

7 February 2010, 18:39

a peanut is actually a legume and not a nut

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#20

7 February 2010, 20:25

Is that an appendectomy scar on Jennifer?

not bad considering

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