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    #11
    For that money I'd rather have one of these
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      I bought one of these - an automotive laxative for those uncomfortable bloated moments.

      Love the JPS colours on the Ziggy though.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #13
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        For that money I'd rather have one of these
        They just look amazing.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post

          The roof looks like it's off of a London Taxi Cab
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #15
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            For that money I'd rather have one of these
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            They just look amazing.
            They are amazing.........

            ....and the 500bhp V8 is "almost ready".......

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              #16
              I had one of these pass me as I was walking down the road.

              Just the sound of it behind me literally stopped me in my tracks. I just had 'a moment' while it passed me by, stopped at a little roundabout just ahead and lazily squirted around it...

              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #17
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                I had one of these pass me as I was walking down the road.

                Just the sound of it behind me literally stopped me in my tracks. I just had 'a moment' while it passed me by, stopped at a little roundabout just ahead and lazily squirted around it...

                What was it, I can't access the link
                Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
                  What was it, I can't access the link
                  Audi R8 V10.. in blue and silver
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by chef View Post
                    Audi R8 V10.. in blue and silver
                    Lovin' that, but also love the Nissan GTR.

                    However, I have had sports cars before (Porches and 350Z) and they are nothing but trouble.

                    Both were keyed, and even though the cars egged me on to drive fast, I could still only go 70 MPH.

                    I am now more of a £700 20 year old Beamer kind of guy.

                    The money pays for hols and mortgage pay off instead......
                    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      I had one of these pass me as I was walking down the road.

                      Just the sound of it behind me literally stopped me in my tracks. I just had 'a moment' while it passed me by, stopped at a little roundabout just ahead and lazily squirted around it...

                      Please don't...

                      I saw one (not the V10) in my street when they first came out. It was unattended so I had a good ogle.

                      Want ... one ...
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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