For that money I'd rather have one of these
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
I'm in Love
Collapse
X
-
-
I bought one of these - an automotive laxative for those uncomfortable bloated moments.
Love the JPS colours on the Ziggy though.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
-
Comment
-
Comment
-
Comment
-
I had one of these pass me as I was walking down the road.
Just the sound of it behind me literally stopped me in my tracks. I just had 'a moment' while it passed me by, stopped at a little roundabout just ahead and lazily squirted around it...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
-
What was it, I can't access the linkOriginally posted by cojak View PostI had one of these pass me as I was walking down the road.
Just the sound of it behind me literally stopped me in my tracks. I just had 'a moment' while it passed me by, stopped at a little roundabout just ahead and lazily squirted around it...
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
-
Audi R8 V10.. in blue and silverOriginally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostWhat was it, I can't access the linkThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
-
Lovin' that, but also love the Nissan GTR.Originally posted by chef View PostAudi R8 V10.. in blue and silver
However, I have had sports cars before (Porches and 350Z) and they are nothing but trouble.
Both were keyed, and even though the cars egged me on to drive fast, I could still only go 70 MPH.
I am now more of a £700 20 year old Beamer kind of guy.
The money pays for hols and mortgage pay off instead......Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
-
Please don't...Originally posted by cojak View PostI had one of these pass me as I was walking down the road.
Just the sound of it behind me literally stopped me in my tracks. I just had 'a moment' while it passed me by, stopped at a little roundabout just ahead and lazily squirted around it...

I saw one (not the V10) in my street when they first came out. It was unattended so I had a good ogle.
Want ... one ...Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- What does the non-compete clause consultation mean for contractors? Today 07:59
- To escalate or wait? With late payment, even month two is too late Yesterday 07:26
- Signs of IT contractor jobs uplift softened in January 2026 Feb 17 07:37
- ‘Make Work Pay…’ heralds a new era for umbrella company compliance Feb 16 08:23
- Should a new limited company not making much money pay a salary/dividend? Feb 13 08:43
- Blocking the 2025 Loan Charge settlement opportunity from being a genuine opportunity is… HMRC Feb 12 07:41
- How a buyer’s market in UK property for 2026 is contractors’ double-edge sword Feb 11 07:12
- Why PAYE overcharging by HMRC is every contractor’s problem Feb 10 06:26
- Government unveils ‘Umbrella Company Regulations consultation’ Feb 9 05:55
- JSL rules ‘are HMRC’s way to make contractor umbrella company clients give a sh*t where their money goes’ Feb 8 07:42

Comment