For that money I'd rather have one of these
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I bought one of these - an automotive laxative for those uncomfortable bloated moments.
Love the JPS colours on the Ziggy though.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I had one of these pass me as I was walking down the road.
Just the sound of it behind me literally stopped me in my tracks. I just had 'a moment' while it passed me by, stopped at a little roundabout just ahead and lazily squirted around it...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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What was it, I can't access the linkOriginally posted by cojak View PostI had one of these pass me as I was walking down the road.
Just the sound of it behind me literally stopped me in my tracks. I just had 'a moment' while it passed me by, stopped at a little roundabout just ahead and lazily squirted around it...
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Audi R8 V10.. in blue and silverOriginally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostWhat was it, I can't access the linkThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Lovin' that, but also love the Nissan GTR.Originally posted by chef View PostAudi R8 V10.. in blue and silver
However, I have had sports cars before (Porches and 350Z) and they are nothing but trouble.
Both were keyed, and even though the cars egged me on to drive fast, I could still only go 70 MPH.
I am now more of a £700 20 year old Beamer kind of guy.
The money pays for hols and mortgage pay off instead......Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Please don't...Originally posted by cojak View PostI had one of these pass me as I was walking down the road.
Just the sound of it behind me literally stopped me in my tracks. I just had 'a moment' while it passed me by, stopped at a little roundabout just ahead and lazily squirted around it...

I saw one (not the V10) in my street when they first came out. It was unattended so I had a good ogle.
Want ... one ...Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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