Reasons to emigrate

[milanbenes]

Tarkers,

Zeity just reminded me of another alternative....


West Wales boyo what about that ?

Milan.

[gadgetman]

We're currently on 4 year visas in Oz. Reason's we're seriously not considering coming back:

1. Britain's system punishes the family and treats single parents better
2. Lack of investment in the health service
3. Crazy open door policy to the EU for people with no intention of working
4. Political correctness rising to ever increasing levels of absurdity
5. IR35 and similar legislation
6. Huge debt mountain
7. Global domination of Tesco and decline of small shops
8. "5 minute" summers
9. Appalling, overpriced train service
10. General air of depression and gloom in the country

shall I go on?

[EternalOptimist]

Tarkers,

Zeity just reminded me of another alternative....


West Wales boyo what about that ?

Milan.

The last time we let the Welsh out, we set the Zulu's onto them, just for a laugh

[sasguru]

(I guess his Mrs is a kraut, something he has never shared with his friends here)

Milan.

Good guess.

[sasguru]

Sas the best thing in Berlin is the Kultur Braueri

Milan.

No that is not the best thing in Berlin. Looks like you missed out when you lived there

[sasguru]

Interestingly if one sells one's property in London, one can buy a similar in Berlin (detached villa with garden in excellent area) and have a few hundred thousand K to spare.

[milanbenes]

Sas,

the rule applies to many cities,

'Interestingly if one sells one's property in London, one can buy a similar in many many European capitals and cities (detached villa with garden in excellent area) and have a few hundred thousand K to spare.'

You will be the lucky one selling the house in London and going somewhere cheaper.

Unfortunately not all of them are in that position.

Milan.

[milanbenes]

Sas,

you gave the game away about the Sausage Munching Mrs (no pun intended honest) when you said you've visited Berlin every year for the last 20 years.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, would do that without a serious reason.

Milan.

[BlackenedBiker]

We're currently on 4 year visas in Oz. Reason's we're seriously considering coming back to lovely Britain because:

1. Australia's system punishes the native people
2. No Public health service
3. Crazy open door policy to Australia for people from China and India
4. Australian loutishness rising to ever increasing levels of absurdity
5. Australian Beer
6. Huge Deserts and forest fires
7. Global domination of Murdoch
8. "50 degree" summers
9. no train service
10. General air of Austrailians

shall I go on?

HTH

[Churchill]

The last time we let the Welsh out, we set the Zulu's onto them, just for a laugh

FFS sing something they know, boyo!