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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Oh, is it that artificial meat thing? That was all over the news last week, or the week before that.Originally posted by Toolpusher View PostHere's a sneak peek.
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: News in Denmark was probably news a while ago in less bucolic nations
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And switch from the old mantra that the world is warming to the new one, it is warmer now than it has been for a long time.Originally posted by hyperD View PostIs it a computer program that takes the last 40 year of redacted temperatures around the world, takes the highest ones from the samples and then applies a fudge factor weighting algorithm to them all to display a hockey stick temp graph which is ridiculed in public and silently withdrawn by the IPCC and prints out the words:
"Global Warming is true - do not pass go, do not collect £200, simply pay an enormous amount of tax to us for no reason whatsoever until a select few are very rich"?
FFS, and people can't see through this bollux?Comment
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Well, it goes round and round...Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostHardly revolutionary.
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Yeah, that's it. Fell for the hype, went along to the show. And it's a motorised bicycle wheel, like they aren't over a 100 years old...Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Yes, that very wheel was patented in 1895Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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If this isn't a joke post (sometimes hard to tell on CUK), I'd say something in the vein of Fuel cells?Originally posted by threaded View PostAn incredible machine is to be unveiled at the COP15 tomorrow.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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