Reply to: Incredible machine

[Board Game Geek]

Yawn, hardly a stunning invention.

I was expecting something like cold fusion. Any else is just amateur.

[Diver]

Global warming is a myth.

• Food shortages
• Water scarcity
• Fossil fuel depletion
• Deforestation
• Icecap depletion
• Population explosion
• Acid rain
• Reduced fertility in European males
• Species extinction
• Tectonic upheavals
• Rising sea levels
• Freakish weather
• Methane pollution

Dwindling resources and climate change is all a myth perpetrated by big business, supported by our governments and the media.
Trust me, It's all just to keep the peasants in line.

[d000hg]

An incredible machine is to be unveiled at the COP15 tomorrow.

If this isn't a joke post (sometimes hard to tell on CUK), I'd say something in the vein of Fuel cells?

[threaded]

Yes, that very wheel was patented in 1895

[threaded]

Got it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8415379.stm?ls

Hardly revolutionary.

Yeah, that's it. Fell for the hype, went along to the show. And it's a motorised bicycle wheel, like they aren't over a 100 years old...

[Moscow Mule]

Hardly revolutionary.

Well, it goes round and round...

[gingerjedi]

Got it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8415379.stm?ls

Hardly revolutionary.

[DimPrawn]

Is it a computer program that takes the last 40 year of redacted temperatures around the world, takes the highest ones from the samples and then applies a fudge factor weighting algorithm to them all to display a hockey stick temp graph which is ridiculed in public and silently withdrawn by the IPCC and prints out the words:

"Global Warming is true - do not pass go, do not collect £200, simply pay an enormous amount of tax to us for no reason whatsoever until a select few are very rich"?

And switch from the old mantra that the world is warming to the new one, it is warmer now than it has been for a long time.

FFS, and people can't see through this bollux?

[Churchill]

It's Threaded's "Cray IS1 TF UK"

[NickFitz]

Here's a sneak peek.

Oh, is it that artificial meat thing? That was all over the news last week, or the week before that.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: News in Denmark was probably news a while ago in less bucolic nations

[Clippy]

ED209?

20 seconds to comply.

C'mon, you gotta show the video to this. *NSFW*

[gingerjedi]

ED209?

20 seconds to comply.

[hyperD]

An incredible machine is to be unveiled at the COP15 (United Nations Climate Change Conference Copenhagen 2009) tomorrow.

Is it a computer program that takes the last 40 year of redacted temperatures around the world, takes the highest ones from the samples and then applies a fudge factor weighting algorithm to them all to display a hockey stick temp graph which is ridiculed in public and silently withdrawn by the IPCC and prints out the words:

"Global Warming is true - do not pass go, do not collect £200, simply pay an enormous amount of tax to us for no reason whatsoever until a select few are very rich"?

[RichardCranium]

Here's a sneak peek.

So that's how liposuction is done.

[Toolpusher]

Here's a sneak peek.