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    #11
    ED209?

    20 seconds to comply.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #12
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      ED209?

      20 seconds to comply.
      C'mon, you gotta show the video to this. *NSFW*

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        #13
        Originally posted by Toolpusher View Post
        Here's a sneak peek.
        Oh, is it that artificial meat thing? That was all over the news last week, or the week before that.

        WORLD EXCLUSIVE: News in Denmark was probably news a while ago in less bucolic nations

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          #14
          It's Threaded's "Cray IS1 TF UK"

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            #15
            Originally posted by hyperD View Post
            Is it a computer program that takes the last 40 year of redacted temperatures around the world, takes the highest ones from the samples and then applies a fudge factor weighting algorithm to them all to display a hockey stick temp graph which is ridiculed in public and silently withdrawn by the IPCC and prints out the words:

            "Global Warming is true - do not pass go, do not collect £200, simply pay an enormous amount of tax to us for no reason whatsoever until a select few are very rich"?
            And switch from the old mantra that the world is warming to the new one, it is warmer now than it has been for a long time.

            FFS, and people can't see through this bollux?

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              #16
              Got it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8415379.stm?ls

              Hardly revolutionary.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #17
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                Hardly revolutionary.
                Well, it goes round and round...
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  Yeah, that's it. Fell for the hype, went along to the show. And it's a motorised bicycle wheel, like they aren't over a 100 years old...
                  Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                  threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                    #19
                    Yes, that very wheel was patented in 1895
                    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by threaded View Post
                      An incredible machine is to be unveiled at the COP15 tomorrow.
                      If this isn't a joke post (sometimes hard to tell on CUK), I'd say something in the vein of Fuel cells?
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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