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Merry Creationist Christmas

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    Merry Creationist Christmas

    Linky (SFW)

    #2
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Linky (SFW)
    And cue.....

    "while shepherds watched their flocks of mastodons by night"
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #3
      NF - you are a vewy naughty boy
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        NF - you are a vewy naughty boy
        someone has to well done then sir
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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          #5
          How bizarre. One might think Creationist Christmas is rather similar to Christian Christmas... rarely do church services or family Christmas dinners include discussion of dinosaurs unless Jurassic Park is on TV in the afternoon.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            NF - you are a vewy naughty boy
            Don't shoot the messenger

            Entirely unrelated to this thread, or even this post, I just saw a milk float go trundling past along the Fosse Way. Nice to know they're still out there

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              #7
              All these middle-eastern monotheists should pack their bags and go home. We Pagans want our Yule festival back.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                #8
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Linky (SFW)
                Excellent!

                For anyone interested, judging by the size and shape I suspect the dino is an Anchiceratops Pronounced: an-key-SERRA-tops
                Meaning: Near horned lizard
                from the Upper Cretaceous period (98 to 65 million years ago)



                I like dinosaurs.....
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                  #9
                  By the act of God, He has sent a sign - a SIGN I tell you! - to tell you He exists and is the Creator.

                  This is thread 50,000.

                  http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...christmas.html

                  You're gonna burn in Hell, hairy one, BURN!

                  (IANAP)





                  Last edited by RichardCranium; 12 December 2009, 12:52. Reason: That post was in desparate need of a smiley. And the 'P' stands for 'Priest'.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    All these middle-eastern monotheists should pack their bags and go home. We Pagans want our Yule festival back.
                    Don't be daft. You never lost it - only the name changed.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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