Merry Creationist Christmas

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NickFitz replied

12 December 2009, 17:26
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

This is thread 50,000.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...christmas.html

I had a feeling you'd be the first to spot that

Sign of the times: CUK thread 50,000 was started from my iPhone in the pub
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Sysman replied

12 December 2009, 14:16
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

God loves sinners

The Wages of Sin is Death.

But the hours can be good!
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minestrone replied

12 December 2009, 13:51
God loves sinners
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EternalOptimist replied

12 December 2009, 13:38
Little anchiceratops, little anchiceratops on the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
Been a long time, little anchiceratops, through the winters night
Dont give up now, little anchiceratops,
Bethlehems in sight

Ring out those bells tonight
Bethlehem, Bethlehem
Follow that star tonight
Bethlehem, Bethlehem

nah, doesn't scan so well
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NotAllThere replied

12 December 2009, 12:47
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

All these middle-eastern monotheists should pack their bags and go home. We Pagans want our Yule festival back.

Don't be daft. You never lost it - only the name changed.
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RichardCranium replied

12 December 2009, 12:05
By the act of God, He has sent a sign - a SIGN I tell you! - to tell you He exists and is the Creator.

This is thread 50,000.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...christmas.html

You're gonna burn in Hell, hairy one, BURN!

(IANAP)

Last edited by RichardCranium; 12 December 2009, 12:52. Reason: That post was in desparate need of a smiley. And the 'P' stands for 'Priest'.
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Pogle replied

12 December 2009, 09:33
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Linky (SFW)

Excellent!

For anyone interested, judging by the size and shape I suspect the dino is an Anchiceratops Pronounced: an-key-SERRA-tops
Meaning: Near horned lizard
from the Upper Cretaceous period (98 to 65 million years ago)

I like dinosaurs.....
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HairyArsedBloke replied

12 December 2009, 08:29
All these middle-eastern monotheists should pack their bags and go home. We Pagans want our Yule festival back.
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NickFitz replied

12 December 2009, 04:13
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

NF - you are a vewy naughty boy

Don't shoot the messenger

Entirely unrelated to this thread, or even this post, I just saw a milk float go trundling past along the Fosse Way. Nice to know they're still out there
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d000hg replied

12 December 2009, 03:09
How bizarre. One might think Creationist Christmas is rather similar to Christian Christmas... rarely do church services or family Christmas dinners include discussion of dinosaurs unless Jurassic Park is on TV in the afternoon.
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norrahe replied

12 December 2009, 00:18
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

NF - you are a vewy naughty boy

someone has to well done then sir
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Zippy replied

12 December 2009, 00:18
NF - you are a vewy naughty boy
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norrahe replied

12 December 2009, 00:00
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Linky (SFW)

And cue.....

"while shepherds watched their flocks of mastodons by night"
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NickFitz started a topic Merry Creationist Christmas

11 December 2009, 23:58
Merry Creationist Christmas

Linky (SFW)
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