13 Reintroduce national service. In my day we didn´t complain or expect all sorts of ‘human rights’; we knew our place and we did our duty!
14 Bring back the birch! It’s the only way to sort out the youth of today. 20 lashings across the buttocks and we can foster the kind of obedient, subservient athletic young fellows who’ll be more than happy to serve their country in far flung corners of the Her Majesty’s somewhat depleted Empire, crushing seditious Scots and doing favours for OAPs!
15 Introduce mandatory ‘read the Daily Mail and have a good whinge about immigrants’ sessions in all workplaces at 6 o’clock sharp every morning. Latecomers to be dealt with accordingly (see point 14).
14 Bring back the birch! It’s the only way to sort out the youth of today. 20 lashings across the buttocks and we can foster the kind of obedient, subservient athletic young fellows who’ll be more than happy to serve their country in far flung corners of the Her Majesty’s somewhat depleted Empire, crushing seditious Scots and doing favours for OAPs!
15 Introduce mandatory ‘read the Daily Mail and have a good whinge about immigrants’ sessions in all workplaces at 6 o’clock sharp every morning. Latecomers to be dealt with accordingly (see point 14).
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