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swelled up like a priest in the choir
SY01: Is Ledley King starting today?
TottenhamFan01: Nah mate, since he played last week his knee has swollen up like a priest in the choir.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Ah yes,
"It's like herding cats!"
"Why don't you go play hopscotch on the motorway?"
"Is this the Wheel-tappers and Shunter's social club?"
"Well, gag me with a spoon!"
"I've seen some carp code in my time, but this is shoot the biscuit bad!"
"Who wrote this carp? Me? Well I need fscking then!"
"If your mother was a coder she'd kick you in the bollox".
"Ecce, in pictura er puella!"
"Monstra mihi pecuniam!"
"Sum, ergo edo."
"Flamma fumo est proxima."
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"Everybody dance now!"Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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C&C music factory, classic.Originally posted by threaded View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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"I hope you've some lube, 'cause I've got the results of your code review."Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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No return to boom and bust.
Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.
It will be a government that seeks to restore trust in politics in this country.
I think most people who have dealt with me, think I'm a pretty straight sort of guy and I am.
The Arctic Monkeys really wake you up in the morning.Comment
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Bob's your aunties live in lover.Originally posted by Platypus View Post
Rough as rats. ( She/He's as )
Well bugger me with a brick and watch me bleed profusely.
Bollocks."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Put it in a glass cabinet and throw sugar at it.Comment
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Getting on with the jobOriginally posted by moorfield View Post
British jobs for British workers
"We're doomed, doomed, doomed"
"Daaaaarrrrrrrrrling"How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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My equivalent is:Originally posted by darmstadt View Post'Bugger me backwards with a broomstick' goes down well, sometimes
Used to use it quite often at a place I worked when the operators didn't make a mistake
"Well, bugger my old boots."
And for deepest sympathy (courtesy of the British Army): "My heart pumps purple piss for you."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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