No wait, I am Spartacus.
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I wish I was Spartacus.
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I wish I was Spartacus.
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
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If you really are Spartacus, you would be able to answer this simple questionOriginally posted by snaw View PostNo wait, I am Spartacus.
Which gladiator beat you in the ring with his trident ?
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That's a bit personal isn't it? Asking who has beaten him around the ring?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf you really are Spartacus, you would be able to answer this simple question
Which gladiator beat you in the ring with his trident ?

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No one has ever been near my ring, so it's a trick question.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf you really are Spartacus, you would be able to answer this simple question
Which gladiator beat you in the ring with his trident ?
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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So you do like movies about gladiators then?Originally posted by snaw View PostNo wait, I am Spartacus.
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Yep, especially the ones where they slaughter small furry animals with their swords, tridents and hammers ...Originally posted by AtW View PostSo you do like movies about gladiators then?
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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One of the most scary weapons that the beastiarii used was the amaphorOriginally posted by snaw View PostYep, especially the ones where they slaughter small furry animals with their swords, tridents and hammers ...
please ask. please
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I'll do it. What's an amaphor?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostOne of the most scary weapons that the beastiarii used was the amaphor
please ask. please

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its for knocking nails inOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostI'll do it. What's an amaphor?(\__/)
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