Reply to: I wish I was Spartacus.

[threaded]

Yes. When it has Lucy Lawless in a toga .

She's knocking on now. I hope Erin Cummings gets lots of action shots.

[TroubleAtMill]

So you do like movies about gladiators then?

Yes. When it has Lucy Lawless in a toga .

[NickFitz]

When Kirk Douglas's son Eric was first trying to establish himself as a standup comedian, he played a club in New York, but didn't do a very good job of it.

The crowd grew increasingly restless and soon started heckling vigorously. Losing his temper, he shouted "Don't you know who I am? I'm Kirk Douglas's son!"

A member of the audience immediately stood up and shouted "I'm Kirk Douglas's son!" Then another... and another... and another...

He left the stage to the accompaniment of the entire audience on their feet shouting "I'm Kirk Douglas's son!"

[threaded]

No one has ever been near my ring, so it's a trick question.

You've not seen the directors cut then?

[Spartacus]

If you really are Spartacus, you would be able to answer this simple question

Which gladiator beat you in the ring with his trident ?

If you really are Spartacus, you will know what my, err your, favourite lunch is.

[Scary]

What's an amphora? About 40 drachmae/day.

[EternalOptimist]

I'll do it. What's an amaphor?

its for knocking nails in

[Moose423956]

One of the most scary weapons that the beastiarii used was the amaphor


please ask. please

I'll do it. What's an amaphor?

[EternalOptimist]

Yep, especially the ones where they slaughter small furry animals with their swords, tridents and hammers ...

One of the most scary weapons that the beastiarii used was the amaphor


please ask. please

[snaw]

So you do like movies about gladiators then?

Yep, especially the ones where they slaughter small furry animals with their swords, tridents and hammers ...

[AtW]

No wait, I am Spartacus.

So you do like movies about gladiators then?

[snaw]

If you really are Spartacus, you would be able to answer this simple question

Which gladiator beat you in the ring with his trident ?

No one has ever been near my ring, so it's a trick question.

[DimPrawn]

If you really are Spartacus, you would be able to answer this simple question

Which gladiator beat you in the ring with his trident ?

That's a bit personal isn't it? Asking who has beaten him around the ring?

[EternalOptimist]

No wait, I am Spartacus.

If you really are Spartacus, you would be able to answer this simple question

Which gladiator beat you in the ring with his trident ?

[Pondlife]

I am spartacus and so is my wife.