The feelgood thread

[Pogle]

the news is good, but we need to see that poem.

I think the last line is "and now she's dead"!

Most of her poems end in death or violence

[JoJoGabor]

My other half got a £630 tax rebate yesterday! THat will pay for my lads holiday to Sicily next week!

[EternalOptimist]

I think the last line is "and now she's dead"!

Most of her poems end in death or violence

It's ok, i found it


my mummy has a guinea pig
she fed it some old bread
it looked a little mouldy
she ate it now she's dead

[Pogle]

It's ok, i found it


my mummy has a guinea pig
she fed it some old bread
it looked a little mouldy
she ate it now she's dead

Oddly enough we DO have a song - with several verses - that family Pogle have made up about the various sad demises of guinea pigs

[norrahe]

I'm going to the pub tonight with Zippy, Pogle, Owlhoot and Bung

[Pogle]

I'm going to the pub tonight with Zippy, Pogle, Owlhoot and Bung

[HairyArsedBloke]

A nice young barmaid gave me a free pint this evening.

[Shimano105]

I brushed past the office bimbo in a doorway and had a good feel.

You work from home, don't you?

[d000hg]

'i feel sick' and 'my ex-wife is a bitch'

Didn't you only get married a few weeks back? Or is that not the same wife?

[DaveB]

Resons to be Cheerful

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Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats

18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats

A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks

The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox

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Health service glasses
Gigolos and brasses
round or skinny bottoms

Take your mum to paris
lighting up the chalice
wee willy harris

Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
Harpo, Groucho, Chico

Cheddar cheese and pickle, the Vincent motorsickle
Slap and tickle
Woody Allen, Dali, Dimitri and Pasquale
balabalabala and Volare

Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy
Saying hokey-dokey, singalonga Smokey
Coming out of chokey

John Coltrane's soprano, Adi Celentano
Bonar Colleano

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Yes yes
dear dear
perhaps next year
or maybe even never

in which case

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