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    #31
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


    and did you make a note of the colour

    good story either way


    I didn't, it was one of those phantom dumps that mysteriously disappears down the U bend before you have a chance to have a nosey.
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      #32
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Leave him alone, it was a nice story.

      well done HAB.

      I love the autumn in England.


      Oh, I’ve got another one. (This will confuse the frak out of everyone).

      I stroked the cheek (face) of the beautiful blond Australian manageress of one of my local pubs yesterday and she never hit or banned me.



      She is enough to turn a man straight. If I was only twenty years younger ......
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        #33
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        Oh, I’ve got another one. (This will confuse the frak out of everyone).

        I stroked the cheek (face) of the beautiful blond Australian manageress of one of my local pubs yesterday and she never hit or banned me.



        She is enough to turn a man straight. If I was only twenty years younger ......
        Which pub? I have a thing for Aussies
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          #34
          My brother-in-law was made redundant from his job back in April.

          My sister was made redundant from her job too last week.

          So now they can spend much more time together, which is nice.

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            #35
            Originally posted by sweetandsour View Post
            My brother-in-law was made redundant from his job back in April.

            My sister was made redundant from her job too last week.

            So now they can spend much more time together, which is nice.
            Every cloud has a silver lining
            I bet they are spending less as well


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              #36
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              Which pub? I have a thing for Aussies
              Not telling, but you being a Disco man should try Disco Damaged
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                #37
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                Not telling, but you being a Disco man should try Disco Damaged
                Not quite my scene
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Two of my kids are teenagers and are delight to be around.
                  I bet when my kids become teenagers they wont be......

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                    #39
                    Pogle Jrs poem has been entered into a competition by her teacher - she is very pleased
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                      Pogle Jrs poem has been entered into a competition by her teacher - she is very pleased
                      the news is good, but we need to see that poem.




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