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    #41
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    the news is good, but we need to see that poem.




    I think the last line is "and now she's dead"!

    Most of her poems end in death or violence
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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      #42
      My other half got a £630 tax rebate yesterday! THat will pay for my lads holiday to Sicily next week!

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        #43
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        I think the last line is "and now she's dead"!

        Most of her poems end in death or violence
        It's ok, i found it


        my mummy has a guinea pig
        she fed it some old bread
        it looked a little mouldy
        she ate it now she's dead


        (\__/)
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        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #44
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          It's ok, i found it


          my mummy has a guinea pig
          she fed it some old bread
          it looked a little mouldy
          she ate it now she's dead


          Oddly enough we DO have a song - with several verses - that family Pogle have made up about the various sad demises of guinea pigs
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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            #45
            I'm going to the pub tonight with Zippy, Pogle, Owlhoot and Bung
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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              #46
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              I'm going to the pub tonight with Zippy, Pogle, Owlhoot and Bung

              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                #47
                A nice young barmaid gave me a free pint this evening.

                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  I brushed past the office bimbo in a doorway and had a good feel.
                  You work from home, don't you?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    'i feel sick' and 'my ex-wife is a bitch'
                    Didn't you only get married a few weeks back? Or is that not the same wife?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #50
                      Resons to be Cheerful

                      Why don't you get back into bed
                      Why don't you get back into bed
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                      Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
                      Good golly Miss Molly and boats
                      Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
                      Jump back in the alley and nanny goats

                      18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
                      All other mammals plus equal votes
                      Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
                      Being rather silly, and porridge oats

                      A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
                      You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
                      Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
                      Going on 40 - no electric shocks

                      The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
                      A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
                      Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
                      Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox

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                      Health service glasses
                      Gigolos and brasses
                      round or skinny bottoms

                      Take your mum to paris
                      lighting up the chalice
                      wee willy harris

                      Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
                      Harpo, Groucho, Chico

                      Cheddar cheese and pickle, the Vincent motorsickle
                      Slap and tickle
                      Woody Allen, Dali, Dimitri and Pasquale
                      balabalabala and Volare

                      Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
                      Being in my nuddy
                      Saying hokey-dokey, singalonga Smokey
                      Coming out of chokey

                      John Coltrane's soprano, Adi Celentano
                      Bonar Colleano

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                      Yes yes
                      dear dear
                      perhaps next year
                      or maybe even never

                      in which case

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                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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