Don't monkeys lob their leavings about though?? <fetches umbrella>
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Sure - and a stripey fish. Let's hope that fire doesn't spread ....Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOh no - gotta go to rescue the Dog... save me some pinkoholic
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I'm sure we can teach monkeys to dance. Oh, can someone get the door please - that'll be them.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNo no - RH - I did mean the music.... you look good on the dancefloor y'know
Arctic monkeys dancing to Arctic Monkeys. Anyone ready to video this?
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Everybody in da house say Woah!
Everybody in da house say Hey! Hey!
Party, party, party!
Never fear, Prickles is here.
Now where's da Laydeez?
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I think I saw one over there ------------>Originally posted by Prickles View Post
Now where's da Laydeez?
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I believe there's a few hanging on your arms already - they're wearing nicotine patches so they're a bit hyper. And quite small. And simian. And a tad hairy, apart from the shaved bits.Originally posted by Prickles View PostNow where's da Laydeez?
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You'd never know the difference.Originally posted by realityhack View PostI believe there's a few hanging on your arms already - they're wearing nicotine patches so they're a bit hyper. And quite small. And simian. And a tad hairy, apart from the shaved bits.
King of Chutney.
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Chances of pulling? Slim to noneOriginally posted by MrToast View PostYou'd never know the difference.
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So you can peel off the tape and re-use it.Originally posted by MrToast View PostThere's a cage full of freshly shaven gerbils?!?!?!


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Unless ... what's with the KY Jelly?
That's WRONG, man, so WRONG.
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Yeah, man, let's get jiggy. Shake those manboobs, Bazza-man.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMusic anyone....
Wowsa!
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