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    #31
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Arse - who let the canary out?
    Arse - who let the cat in.


    Ahh, problem solved anyway.




    Anyone got a dog??

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      #32
      Originally posted by Crumlin View Post
      Arse - who let the cat in.


      Ahh, problem solved anyway.




      Anyone got a dog??
      Yes, but he is busy...

      RH has taken care of the cat and the canary...

      I fancy a bit of Artic Monkeys
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #33
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        I swallowed the fish by mistake. Goes well with a Long Island Iced Tea - may I have another? I'll try one of those stripey fish next please.
        You do realise those green pill's you're chucking back are algae tablets dontcha??? Mind you, enough of them and

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          #34
          Originally posted by Crumlin View Post
          You do realise those green pill's you're chucking back are algae tablets dontcha??? Mind you, enough of them and
          Really? Tell me more

          <passes on parsley ciggie>

          Don't mind a bit of Arctic Monkeys CM
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #35
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Yes, but he is busy...

            RH has taken care of the cat and the canary...

            I fancy a bit of Artic Monkeys
            Ah, wasn't paying attention, sorry. Overdid it with the petrol on the bbq and was dealing with that. I hope he wasn't attached to that shed.

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              #36
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Yes, but he is busy...

              RH has taken care of the cat and the canary...

              I fancy a bit of Artic Monkeys
              Bugger, you don't ask for much, do you!?

              Hang on then...

              <makes a phone call to a mate at the zoo>

              He's not sure what you mean by 'artic' - but he has a job lot of monkeys fresh from Huntingdon Life Sciences we can have - they're a bit messed up though - is that alright?

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                #37
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Bugger, you don't ask for much, do you!?

                Hang on then...

                <makes a phone call to a mate at the zoo>

                He's not sure what you mean by 'artic' - but he has a job lot of monkeys fresh from Huntingdon Life Sciences we can have - they're a bit messed up though - is that alright?
                Stick em in some snow suits, done.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Crumlin View Post
                  Stick em in some snow suits, done.
                  Genius.

                  Ok - they'll be delivered soon.

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                    #39
                    No no - RH - I did mean the music.... you look good on the dancefloor y'know
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #40
                      Oh no - gotta go to rescue the Dog... save me some pinkoholic
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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