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    #51
    Originally posted by TriggerHippy View Post
    Here's hoping a contracts offer never arrives from one of these areas ....
    So, just don't shag the locals. Nor the local humans, just in case.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #52


      Flippin' heck.

      I'm gone a week and the place is a tulipe tip and smells of wee...

      What have you lot been up to???
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #53
        Originally posted by cojak View Post


        Flippin' heck.

        I'm gone a week and the place is a tulipe tip and smells of wee...

        What have you lot been up to???
        Been anywhere nice?
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #54
          Dunbar and North Berwick doing a spot of diving, Zip.

          A lovely part of Scotland that most people miss...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #55
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            Dunbar and North Berwick doing a spot of diving, Zip.

            A lovely part of Scotland that most people miss...
            Sounds nice. I hope CUK .. ahem ... work isn't too much of a shock after that.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #56
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              Dunbar and North Berwick doing a spot of diving, Zip.

              A lovely part of Scotland that most people miss...
              I know that area quite well ... it's not quite Sharm El Sheikh though
              The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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                #57
                Originally posted by TriggerHippy View Post
                I know that area quite well ... it's not quite Sharm El Sheikh though
                No, but nice diving all the same.

                And that little U-74, what lovely little wreck...
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  No, but nice diving all the same.

                  And that little U-74, what lovely little wreck...
                  You go 60m??? I'm seriously impressed ... I feel quite a novice now
                  The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                    Normally you use three dots to indicate a word cut short...
                    Well, you do if you're using a typewriter.

                    We have computers that support Unicode now, so we can get it right and use an ellipsis… like that
                    Last edited by NickFitz; 8 August 2009, 18:27. Reason: Helpful linky

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Well, you do if you're using a typewriter.

                      We have computers that support Unicode now, so we can get it right and use an ellipsis… like that
                      Thank God for computers. How would we ever have managed if we had to hit the full-stop key three times instead of typing … ?

                      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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