Originally posted by TriggerHippy
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Flippin' heck.
I'm gone a week and the place is a tulipe tip and smells of wee...
What have you lot been up to???"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View Post
Flippin' heck.
I'm gone a week and the place is a tulipe tip and smells of wee...
What have you lot been up to???+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Dunbar and North Berwick doing a spot of diving, Zip.
A lovely part of Scotland that most people miss..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostDunbar and North Berwick doing a spot of diving, Zip.
A lovely part of Scotland that most people miss...+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by cojak View PostDunbar and North Berwick doing a spot of diving, Zip.
A lovely part of Scotland that most people miss...The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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Originally posted by TriggerHippy View PostI know that area quite well ... it's not quite Sharm El Sheikh though
And that little U-74, what lovely little wreck..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostNo, but nice diving all the same.
And that little U-74, what lovely little wreck...The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostNormally you use three dots to indicate a word cut short...
We have computers that support Unicode now, so we can get it right and use an ellipsis… like thatComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWell, you do if you're using a typewriter.
We have computers that support Unicode now, so we can get it right and use an ellipsis… like that
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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