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STD anyone?
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Perhaps a holiday in North Wales is not for you? Lots of sheep, lots of rocks to trip over ....+50 Xeno Geek Points
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The carrier?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI heard of a bloke who caught Hermes

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Gordon Brown is wishing the entire country has Gonorrhea Lectim ....
(pronounced "gonna re-elect him")The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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Funny things happen on a midsummers nightOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI heard of a bloke who caught Hermes
The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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What of?Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostSounds like UTI (not STD)- go to quacks - they will ask for a wee sample.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Hang on I didn't say sheep - I said:Originally posted by Churchill View PostHow the hell can you have "a minor indescretion with a sheep"?
Were you walking along a road naked, tripped and fell up its arse?
We need to know then we can avoid such indescretions!
sh... could be a whole host of things.In my case, due to a minor indescretion with a sh...
I think you have a sheep fetish. you bhaaaaad boy.Comment
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