STD anyone?

[Zippy]

How the hell can you have "a minor indescretion with a sheep"?

Were you walking along a road naked, tripped and fell up its arse?

We need to know then we can avoid such indescretions!

Perhaps a holiday in North Wales is not for you? Lots of sheep, lots of rocks to trip over ....

[EternalOptimist]

I heard of a bloke who caught Hermes

[Mr Crosby]

Sounds like a kidney infection.

[BrilloPad]

I heard of a bloke who caught Hermes

The carrier?

[TriggerHippy]

Gordon Brown is wishing the entire country has Gonorrhea Lectim ....

(pronounced "gonna re-elect him")

[TriggerHippy]

I heard of a bloke who caught Hermes

Funny things happen on a midsummers night

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Sounds like UTI (not STD)- go to quacks - they will ask for a wee sample.

[d000hg]

Sounds like UTI (not STD)- go to quacks - they will ask for a wee sample.

What of?

[KentPhilip]

How the hell can you have "a minor indescretion with a sheep"?

Were you walking along a road naked, tripped and fell up its arse?

We need to know then we can avoid such indescretions!

Hang on I didn't say sheep - I said:

In my case, due to a minor indescretion with a sh...

sh... could be a whole host of things.
I think you have a sheep fetish. you bhaaaaad boy.

[orac]

avoid these problems....

A soapy t*tw*nk is order of the day. Cleaning at the same time.