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    #11
    Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
    Yeah some symptoms but nothing drastic. Some burning down there with slight pain.
    I wouldn't worry too much. I remember those lectures from school and I'm pretty sure you have to have sex to catch anything.
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      #12
      Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
      Yeah some symptoms but nothing drastic. Some burning down there with slight pain.
      Don't tell me Jordon jumped on top of ya ...
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        #13
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        have you ever had sex sans the little rubber raincoat?

        have you ever had sex involving an exchange of money?
        a small adjustment
        The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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          #14
          Originally posted by Jet Setter View Post
          I don't think you need the dreaded swab down the eye anymore. Simple pee in the cup seems to do the trick these days.
          Still had the swab last time I had a test.... not to pleasant.....

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            #15
            I must have got off easy then. I think the swab was what made me put it off so long. Luckily the test said I've managed to dodge all the bullets over the years.

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              #16
              Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
              Am thinking of having a STD test
              What does std::bind1st do?

              Wonders if suityou01 will be first to give proper answer...
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Sex only with condoms. Oral without. Worried about chlamydia as thts most common apparently. Also p1ssing loads.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post

                  Has anyone here gone through one of these tests? What's it like?
                  Well the waiting room is the main problem. In my case, due to a minor indescretion with a sh... (OK I won't go into it) I arrived at the STD clinic.

                  I wish I'd chosen one a bit further from where I worked - there was a bloke in my department sat there!


                  Needless to say we didn't acknowledge each other.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                    Well the waiting room is the main problem. In my case, due to a minor indescretion with a sheep (OK I won't go into it) I arrived at the STD clinic.
                    How the hell can you have "a minor indescretion with a sheep"?

                    Were you walking along a road naked, tripped and fell up its arse?

                    We need to know then we can avoid such indescretions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
                      Yeah some symptoms but nothing drastic. Some burning down there with slight pain.
                      Drink lots of green tea. You will be fine in a few weeks.

                      HTH

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