STD anyone?

[Zippy]

Yeah some symptoms but nothing drastic. Some burning down there with slight pain.

I wouldn't worry too much. I remember those lectures from school and I'm pretty sure you have to have sex to catch anything.

[snaw]

Yeah some symptoms but nothing drastic. Some burning down there with slight pain.

Don't tell me Jordon jumped on top of ya ...

[TriggerHippy]

have you ever had sex sans the little rubber raincoat?

have you ever had sex involving an exchange of money?

a small adjustment

[ribble]

I don't think you need the dreaded swab down the eye anymore. Simple pee in the cup seems to do the trick these days.

Still had the swab last time I had a test.... not to pleasant.....

[Jet Setter]

I must have got off easy then. I think the swab was what made me put it off so long. Luckily the test said I've managed to dodge all the bullets over the years.

[d000hg]

Am thinking of having a STD test

What does std::bind1st do?

Wonders if suityou01 will be first to give proper answer...

[HornyHorse]

Sex only with condoms. Oral without. Worried about chlamydia as thts most common apparently. Also p1ssing loads.

[KentPhilip]

Has anyone here gone through one of these tests? What's it like?

Well the waiting room is the main problem. In my case, due to a minor indescretion with a sh... (OK I won't go into it) I arrived at the STD clinic.

I wish I'd chosen one a bit further from where I worked - there was a bloke in my department sat there!


Needless to say we didn't acknowledge each other.

[Churchill]

Well the waiting room is the main problem. In my case, due to a minor indescretion with a sheep (OK I won't go into it) I arrived at the STD clinic.

How the hell can you have "a minor indescretion with a sheep"?

Were you walking along a road naked, tripped and fell up its arse?

We need to know then we can avoid such indescretions!

[BrilloPad]

Yeah some symptoms but nothing drastic. Some burning down there with slight pain.

Drink lots of green tea. You will be fine in a few weeks.

HTH