STD anyone?

[TriggerHippy]

sh...oes ?? It could be a foot thing

sh...ish kebab ?? A food fetish

[RichardCranium]

He said "oh my goo..." but couldn't complete the word "goodness" because his friend hit him on the head with a giant marrow, knocking him out instantly.

The term sh... does not have to be 5 letters

Methinks Kent-"but shag just one sheep and they never let you forget"-Philip doth protest too much.

Did you know sheep can get Chlamydia? Unless it was a ram in which case you might have Epididymitis. Unless you picked up one of the many parasites.

Ask the quack tomorrow to check for Foot Rot in your knob. If they miss that, it might drop off.

[HornyHorse]

Did you know sheep can get Chlamydia? Unless it was a ram in which case you might have Epididymitis. Unless you picked up one of the many parasites.

Ask the quack tomorrow to check for Foot Rot in your knob. If they miss that, it might drop off.

my swollen balls point to one of these I think. Not the foot rot mind you.

[Rantor]

Wey Hey

That's right. Normally you use three dots to indicate a word cut short, regardless of the number of letters in the word.

for example

He said "oh my goo..." but couldn't complete the word "goodness" because his friend hit him on the head with a giant marrow, knocking him out instantly.

<the context of this story is a fight between two friends at an allotment vegetable growing competition>

So, where was I?
The term sh... does not have to be 5 letters

Shemale Shafting

[Tingles]

You can't catch an animal STD, for some reason it was a question that came up during sex education classes at school.

[TriggerHippy]

You can't catch an animal STD, for some reason it was a question that came up during sex education classes at school.

I wonder just who offered to do the research for that .....

[RichardCranium]

I wonder just who offered to do the research for that ...

And I don't think it is right. Besides the STDs based upon parasites my ten minutes research online yesterday for this:

Did you know sheep can get Chlamydia? Unless it was a ram in which case you might have Epididymitis. Unless you picked up one of the many parasites.

came up with a bunch of things that cheerfully pass between sheep and humans.

I don't fancy doing it again, though. The photographs of sheep aborting, malformed lambs, fungal infections and the like to be found on the relevant vetinary & farming web sites are not terribly pleasant.

[TriggerHippy]

And I don't think it is right. Besides the STDs based upon parasites my ten minutes research online yesterday for this:

came up with a bunch of things that cheerfully pass between sheep and humans.

I don't fancy doing it again, though. The photographs of sheep aborting, malformed lambs, fungal infections and the like to be found on the relevant vetinary & farming web sites are not terribly pleasant.

Good thing Scrapie isn't transferred that way ... some parts of the UK would be a barren wasteland ...

[RichardCranium]

Good thing Scrapie isn't transferred that way ... some parts of the UK would be a barren wasteland ...

... Brecon Beacons, North York Moors, Scotland, Cumbria, Cornwall, Northumberland, Anglesey, ...

[TriggerHippy]

... Brecon Beacons, North York Moors, Scotland, Cumbria, Cornwall, Northumberland, Anglesey, ...

Here's hoping a contracts offer never arrives from one of these areas ....