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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    According to welsh folklore they are attracted to BS so he'll be right back

    <zippy picks up crowbar and liberates 'cigarettes'>

    Just a half for me RH.
    Here you go.

    <chink>

    Wha- what was that? Did you see that? A talking purple giraffe!

    Oi! Come back here!

    <runs after something>

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      <zippy plies crowbar once more>

      Wha .. our host has got a shotgun! I'll get the barsteward.
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Churchy isn't a midget RH - watch out!!
        He's not f**king autistic either!

        I'm not even artistic!

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Howdy PB,

          What's your drinks cabinet like? Do you have a pool? A BBQ?
          Hide the pets and know some things:

          Expect anything in General, something in Tech, Business and Accounting - and then there's TPD.

          You will be assumed to be a sockpuppet until you prove otherwise, and even then, no-one can really be sure this board isn't 3 or 4 exceedingly twisted individuals talking to themselves.

          I am Spartacus.

          I'm sure more salient factoids will be added by the congregation. Yee hah.
          A pool? Are you kidding? My old man's got 2 of them back in the States plus a barbecue big enough to chargrill a herd of buffalo. Damn, you guys in the uk do life on a completely different scale to us!

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            Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post
            A pool? Are you kidding? My old man's got 2 of them back in the States plus a barbecue big enough to chargrill a herd of buffalo. Damn, you guys in the uk do life on a completely different scale to us!
            Where are you PB
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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              Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
              Where are you PB
              Swindon

              HTH
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                I'm from Beauville TX but with my folks in Europe at the mo for the vacations

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                  Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post
                  I'm from Beauville TX but with my folks in Europe at the mo for the vacations
                  Do you get paid loads payload ?

                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    Originally posted by Payload Bollington View Post
                    I'm from Beauville TX but with my folks in Europe at the mo for the vacations
                    You are Milanbenes and ICMFP!

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                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      Do you get paid loads payload ?

                      Or do you just load bombers?

                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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