Introducing Myself

[realityhack]

Erm .. try all of them.

<mashes keypad with palm>

<robot hoover appears out of a hatch in the wall, stereo kicks in playing JS Bach's Toccata - LOUDLY, bath starts to fill, lights flicker on and off, doors and windows lock, shutters close us in, burglar alarm sounds, air-conditioning kicks in at 35 degrees full power, lawn sprinklers activate, handsfree telephone dials last number, fireplace turns around revealing a secret room, TV switches to EXT playing Koyaanisquatsi>

Ah.


Got it. Thanks.

[Zippy]

<Churchill enters stage left>
No thanks, I'm not keen on parsley.

Any beer in the offing?

Have a rummage around under the sofa. I've just got to whizz off and clean something. Can't interest you in one of these mojitos?

[Churchill]

Have a rummage around under the sofa. I've just got to whizz off and clean something. Can't interest you in one of these mojitos?

Mojito?

Yep, great, cheers!

[Zippy]

Mojito?

Yep, great, cheers!

Pint? There you go.

ssshh don't tell RH it's parsley - he's having a lovely time.

[Churchill]

Pint? There you go.

ssshh don't tell RH it's parsley - he's having a lovely time.

It gets rid of the garlic...

Our secret.

[Zippy]

It gets rid of the garlic...

Our secret.

<zippy taps nose in a conspiratorial manner>

[Churchill]

<zippy taps nose in a conspiratorial manner>

Say no more!

[Zippy]

Say no more!

Do you think the lovely CM will be favouring us with a visit? I think RH needs to practice his hand/eye coordination skills.

We've got lots of ice

[realityhack]

What's that noise?

I spaced out there for a second. You may not have noticed.

[cailin maith]

Do you think the lovely CM will be favouring us with a visit? I think RH needs to practice his hand/eye coordination skills.

We've got lots of ice

RH better now even try....