I've found some champagne. Anyone else?
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Can I have a bucks fizz please?Originally posted by Zippy View PostI've found some champagne. Anyone else?
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Sure - there you go.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCan I have a bucks fizz please?
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Doh! Just got the reference BP. Brains at half speed today. I don't suppose you've got any more speed?
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Folks, I followed up your kind replies with a heartfelt Southern aww shucks but for some reason it didn't get published. Let's hope you get to read this one.Comment
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Come on everyone. I can't wreck the place on my own .. erm .. I mean celebrate our new recruit.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Sorry about that - had to pop to the offie...
<nudges door, carries 2 large cases and bags of ice to the kitchen table>
Right, now we have some proper Champagne, we're in business. Zippy, Lambrini is not the same as Champagne.
<gets to work making Champagne Mojitos>
Anyone for some of this refreshing dangerjuice?Comment
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ohOriginally posted by realityhack View PostZippy, Lambrini is not the same as Champagne.
I'll try one of those mojito thingys then. In a pint glass, obviously.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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<racks up a line of Mojito goodness in large glasses, downs one, carries two to the couch>
Here you go zippy.
Found anything decent to watch yet?Comment
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Cheers me dear <Zippy takes a large swig>Originally posted by realityhack View Post<racks up a line of Mojito goodness in large glasses, downs one, carries two to the couch>
Here you go zippy.
Found anything decent to watch yet?
Nothing to watch - just loads of Judy Garland movies. Oh and this Kylie DVD.
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