Bastard spawn of Lucifer. Been bothered all weekend by them and one decides to sting while walking through the town centre. Have a lovely huge swelling on my arm which is starting to stiffen up. I hate them and see no obvious need for them.
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They probably see no obvious need for you either.
Wasps are actually quite useful in Mother Nature's cleansing department whereas you and I are probably not.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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What do they do that is useful? I've always wondered.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostThey probably see no obvious need for you either.
Wasps are actually quite useful in Mother Nature's cleansing department whereas you and I are probably not.Comment
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Wasps eat other annoying insects. The fact that many feed on eachother can only be good, in my eyes. It's all part of the food chain.
I had an infestation last year that invaded my front garden feeding off the sap from a tree and I bought a wasp trap. This year I've not seen any sign of them yet, mainly I think because I have not pruned the tree this year, deliberately. Less available sap, less wasps !!
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They stop me from having to pretend that eating in the garden is fun.Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostWhat do they do that is useful? I've always wondered.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostWasps eat other annoying insects. The fact that many feed on eachother can only be good on my eyes. It's all part of the food chain.
I had an infestation last year that invaded my front garden feeding off the sap from a tree and I bought a wasp trap. This year I've not seen any sign of them yet, mainly I think because I have not pruned the tree this year, deliberately. Less available sap, less wasps !!
fewer - were you educated under the Tories?
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Quality!Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostThey stop me from having to pretend that eating in the garden is fun.Comment
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
fewer - were you educated under the Tories?
That must have come from the years when it was under Labour....
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When I was growing up in India, my mother used to hang a dead animal in the garden to attract the wasps so us boys could eat in peace without being annoyed by them.Comment
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Waspies are brill litle creatures, It is coming up to that time of year when my garden will be full of waspies because I put jam out for them.bloggoth
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