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    Can't sleep....

    Any advice? I need my ZZZzzz's......

    #2
    Do what I did:
    - keep leaping out of bed with cramp;
    - keep checking the clock;
    - get more and more grumpy;
    - give up and at 6:50 and go and do the washing up.

    HTH.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Sex - works for me.
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        Sex - works for me.
        You fall asleep during sex
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          You fall asleep during sex
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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            #6
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            You fall asleep during sex
            Just dont tell Mr Pogle
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              Just dont tell Mr Pogle
              Oh he'd just carry on anyway!
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                I've just remembered that I have had a lady fall asleep on me during intercourse...

                She'd just flown back from Septicland after a month's hols and whilst very enthusiastic to start with, just dozed off on top of me...

                It was a very long dozy hump really... rather more than an hour & a half IIRC...

                I don't have fun like that any more... (mostly coz I somehow don't think I could keep it up for an hour & a half these days )
                An hour and a half is a very long time to be ... erm ... humping. It starts to get painful after an hour
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  Oh he'd just carry on anyway!
                  That's be like flogging a dead horse!

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                    #10
                    I always found that if you just stay in bed it makes little difference. It's only if you get up and watch TV, read a book etc that you feel really lousy in the morning.
                    bloggoth

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