Any advice? I need my ZZZzzz's......
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Can't sleep....
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Do what I did:
- keep leaping out of bed with cramp;
- keep checking the clock;
- get more and more grumpy;
- give up and at 6:50 and go and do the washing up.
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostYou fall asleep during sex
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Just dont tell Mr PogleOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostYou fall asleep during sex
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Oh he'd just carry on anyway!Originally posted by DaveB View PostJust dont tell Mr Pogle
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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An hour and a half is a very long time to be ... erm ... humping. It starts to get painful after an hourOriginally posted by zeitghostI've just remembered that I have had a lady fall asleep on me during intercourse...
She'd just flown back from Septicland after a month's hols and whilst very enthusiastic to start with, just dozed off on top of me...
It was a very long dozy hump really...
rather more than an hour & a half IIRC...
I don't have fun like that any more...
(mostly coz I somehow don't think I could keep it up for an hour & a half these days
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That's be like flogging a dead horse!Originally posted by Pogle View PostOh he'd just carry on anyway!Comment
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I always found that if you just stay in bed it makes little difference. It's only if you get up and watch TV, read a book etc that you feel really lousy in the morning.bloggoth
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